So I might be staying in a hotel with a pool that looks like this?
Sounds good to me.
June 2012
Got Sox tickets for August 26th! If anyone is going let me know :)
Had a dream Luongo became a Hab. I was confused because I thought their goaltending situation was okay
and then I was like oh wait we get to play him a whole bunch and it’s funny
Celtics to re-sign forward Kevin Garnett to a three-year, $34 million deal, sources tell Yahoo! Sports.
what bout snickers
I’m not a huge fan. I don’t dislike them but they aren’t my faveeee
I had to change my iPhone settings so you couldn’t read a text until it was opened because Ariana kept sending me texts about licking Joe Corvo.
lol ashley remember
PHOTOS OF JOE CORVO O0O0O00o
OKDJFLADJLKDFlkdajf;dslf okay
In no particular order
There’s definitely more like the one where he’s hugging Seguin after his hat trick.
Top 5 favorite kinds of candy?
Oh this is a tough one. They’re going to be mostly chocolate because that is my weakness. Guess what though??? Krejci’s weakness is also chocolate which is why we’re soul mates
- Reese’s Peanut Butter EGGS. The egg kind is better than the normal kind and they are very popular during EASTER
- Twix
- M&Ms
- Sour Patch WATERMELON KIND
- uh I ran out I don’t even know
I AM SCREAMING AND VIOLENTLY SOBBING THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
REASONS WHY ROBERTO LUONGO IS BETTER THAN YOU
omfg
same
How did Malcolm even go about taking that picture? Like oh hey guys let’s all take a selfie really quick. Oh okay Malcolm whatever you say
Same with this one
How does one approach such a situation
I really just wanna be in the ocean today.
“I’m a girl who likes hockey”
“I’m not a puck bunny”
“I like them because they’re good at hockey, not because of their looks”
Ah yes please tell me more.
"You're so..." finish it in my ask.
Sometimes I think when I’m attempting to be funny in a text post, it’s more humorous because of David Clarkson’s celly face as my little icon. Maybe it’s just me but that face makes everything funnier.
i appreciate your sense of humor so hard. stay classy - deep toot
lol deep toot wot
toews, boychuk, seguin, del zotto, lapierre
Toews is really pretty attractive but sometimes those scary beady eyes turn me off. 8.
Boychuk is adorable but there are some strange features about his face. 7.
Seguin is a smokeshow and there’s no other way to put it. 10.
Del Zotto is very handsome. 9.
Lapierre is perfection. 11.
Talbot, Crosby, Malkin, Stamkos, Dougie Hamilton, PK Subban
Talbot is a sooolid 8.
Crosby has a teen-stache sometimes so you automatically lose points there, bud. 6.
Malkin’s lips look like they were pressed against a Shop Vac and then they stayed that way. 5.
Stamkos is cute at some angles but at other times looks somewhat rodent-like. 7.
Dougie is adorable, not sexy or hot. Just kind of cute. 7.
PK was more attractive before his brother came into the picture. Malcolm has a nicer build, nice shaped head. But PK is a 5 or 6.
lucic, marchand, ryder, wheeler, and landeskog
Lucic is probably a 7 or 8. His curved spine and massive schnoz make him sexier, fyi.
Marchand is a 6. The massive schnoz thing does not apply here.
Ryder had something really sexual about him. I can’t really describe it. The way his eyes or something; they had this animal-like seduction to them. He’s a 7.
Wheeler is cute. Not so much sexy. Like an average, cute-looking guy. 7.
Landeskog is an 8.
One thing I won’t miss about my high school: This one girl who always visited my lunch table and had a raging camel toe every time she wore yoga pants. Excuse me your vagina wedgie is level with my field of vision and I am not pleased.
Just to be clear when those Brad Richards nudies are released I’m going to hang it on my wall. I may or may not get it blown up to the size of a wall.
patrice bergeron, claude giroux, jimmy howard
Good ones
Bergeron is a 10.
Giroux is a 9.
Jimmy’s like…an 8 1/2.
