I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.
ok do you guys remember that video of tuukka saying, on live TV, “are you fucking serious?” ok well i just read an article and it says that he said that because a reporter was touching his ipad i’m laughing so hard because why the fuck is tuukka so defensive about his fucking ipad omg
once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried